My roommate and her boyfriend spend every moment possible together and I swear once they’re out of the honeymoon phase their relationship will turn into a huge shitshow and I’ll be the one who will have to calm her down and hear all about it.
Like, she sleeps over there every night and she purposefully took a bunch of classes with him and she eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner with him and she only hangs out with him and as soon as she’s done with soccer or lacrosse practice he comes over and they’re together almost all day and I don’t understand how they have anything to talk about because nothing new has happened that the other doesn’t already know about.
I can just tell this is going to end super badly.
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- Rick from Rick and Morty